Card Game Maker Tries to Stop Trump Wall, But They Forgot One Problem

Trump Wall

As President Donald Trump continues with his campaign promise of building a border wall, one company has taken it into their own hands to stop it from happening.

The company behind the popular card game Cards Against Humanity is attempting to buy vacant land along the country’s border.

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” said a statement on the company’s website, Cards Against Humanity Saves America. “He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing.

“So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

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In what is suggestive of a parody, the company has promoted a video which seems to explain their situation:

Calling it their “holiday promotion,” the company claims they are saving America from the “injustice, lies, racism, the whole enchilada.”

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